11th April 2015

‘You can find something funny in anything – if you look at it the right way’

11th April 2015

“…often I’ll think something’s funny and no one else will but I’ll keep forcing it upon them.”

11th April 2015

I’ve got some really embarrassing stories of stuff that happened to me when I was by myself in my room…”

11th April 2015

“You can get away with anything as long as you know that that’s what you’re doing.”

11th April 2015

“This is quite a dark turn for the conversation to take, I was about to bring up the graves under the highways that we forgot about.”

26th February 2016

“I went on a date with my boyfriend to Animates, cos it’s like going to the zoo except it’s free.”

15th March 2016

“Start with an inspiring weightlifting documentary, end with this surreal, fat, Filipino dude that straps knives to his head.”

22nd April 2016

“So then I had to write ten more gay jokes so no one ever gave me that compliment again.”

25th April 2016

“If I lose this time, I’ve lost twice, which means I’ve lost it just as many times as Rhys Darby…”

27th April 2016

If I’m okay walking down the street and getting into these situations… you’re gonna be fine.